On the other hand, there is a certain irony in the struggle between materialists and — what should we call those other philosophers who want some kind of idealism in their soup? Since very few people would actually deny some sort of external reality, we must all be varieties of dualist in the great and honorable tradition of Reneé Descartes. People like Dennett, the Churchlands, my friend Manapatra, et al, argue that their words and the thoughts of their comrades-in-arms are random bits generated without meaning or significance, like the noises of a running motor. While people like me struggle to take their remarks seriously. It’s an odd sort of situation where surrendering to materialist arguments would eliminate the need to consider their arguments.

I was thinking last night about written numeric symbols, such as, for example, a big red “20″ you might see painted on a sign in a Serpentine type face, which is fairly angular, with square corners. Most people would accept that the painted marks represent the number 20, although we can’t find any “20″ object for it represent, other than other painted, printed, typed, or written 20’s. Which is not to say that a visual representation of “20″ doesn’t represent the same abstract idea of “20″ as does the spoken word “twenty,” which it does. And using a representationalist theory, the signals in the brain which MRI scans show when a subject is shown the number “20″ must represent the number “20″ too, but then, saying so would imply that the signals in the brain are not the number 20; they are only more representations of it. Otherwise, if it is the number 20, then neither the written 20 nor the spoken “twenty” looks anything like the brain pattern, so it’s hard to see why they are supposed to be representations. Instead, the analytic theorist would only claim that the patterns are correlations, and there is no representation, and so nothing that is being represented. In the end, it all starts to float in the air when you try to understand why the correlations exist at all, but empirically we just take it at face value without thinking about it.

Although, there is a bit of a problem when we try to figure out whether the brain-20 was a learned response to hearing and seeing real-20’s, or if somebody invented the real-20’s to represent the brain-20 he was thinking, but since there is no “20″ the question sort of nullifies itself.

It is all very confusing, and although I am, by certain measures, a pretty smart fellow, I know the physicalist interpretation of mental phenomena is way beyond my understanding, and I suspect it is for those who try to defend it, too. Maybe the best response to physicalist brain theories is to smile knowingly, nod, and reassure the poor creature that he is quite correct, and wouldn’t he like a nice piece of pie.

I have to confess there is a practical side to it, though, and it emerges in the diagnostic and medical applications of brain theory, namely that we can see mechanisms have certain kinds of structure and operation, and we can learn through observation that the structure correlates with the operations, thus allowing us to restore (or create) the desired operational functionality by (fixing or constructing) the correlated structure. It’s a sort of monkey approach. Pushing the keys on the piano makes the sounds you hear, even though you may not understand anything at all about piano construction or the principles of sound. A practical medical application of brain theory has no more significance for the real nature of minds than a theory of quantum mechanics has for the real nature of the Universe, or a theory of automotive design and engineering limts, restricts, or even explains why people want to drive to the grocery store.

The most ironical thing I know about the whole brains-minds thing is that people still write books with the same naive assumptions about our readers that we always did. The supposition that the writers have intentions, that their words represent something, and that the reader will respond thoughtfully to the meaning of the words, doesn’t depend on brain theory, and isn’t explained by it. This suggests to me, at least, that the people who write the books are either not sincere or not thinking, and both possibilities are hilarious.

Lastly, I just want to say that this post is not a reasoned argument for dualism or against physicalism, it’s just a casual observation that makes me laugh, and I wanted to share it with you.